Archive for January, 2009

super bowl-rejected PETA ad

please watch PETA’s new ad here via perez hilton. apparently, NBC wont allow PETA to show it during the super bowl.

i get that PETA is trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator for a good cause (people should really eat less meat from questionable, if not, horrifying sources) but, really? this is the second(?) PETA ad connecting eating meat with impotence/bad sex. i don’t know what sources hint that eating meat is responsible for impotence but maybe it’s slightly better than the stereotype that all veggie men are crunchy fags. maybe it’s sexy these days to be a vegetarian?

i mean, vegetables are sexy, but–it seems PETA has their campaign all wrong. for example, i can’t believe PETA ‘s “chew on this” video lists the #3 reason to be a vegetarian: “because eating meat and dairy makes you FAT.” and why are they trying to get yet another ad featuring mostly naked women in sexy poses to play during the superbowl? isn’t that the exploitation of human animals? (zing!)

however, what is hilarious is NBC’s list of images is would cut from the ad:

* licking pumpkin
* touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
* pumpkin from behind between legs
* rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
* screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
* asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
* licking eggplant
* rubbing asparagus on breast

glad they didn’t mince words! NBC says the ad “depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.” well, that’s not very hard.

Dear PETA,

I read one of your pamphlets in 9th grade and turned veggie shortly thereafter. So thanks. But seriously–WTF?

(also–check out this recent absurdity from PETA)

the discovery of farmer john

while reading in baltimore’s free magazine the urbanite for things to do this weekend, i found a listing for a screening of a film called the real dirt on farmer john “a 2005 doc that tells the tale of cross-dressing Midwestern farmer John Peterson, known for his feather boas and leopard-print coveralls, who created a successful organic farm in the 1970′s” (urbanite 53).

um…yes! i think i found a new personal role model.

then! at that precise second i was reading the description, my dad came upstairs with a book he found for me in south carolina. (my parents were away for a week visiting the area where my mom’s mom grew up). the book was none other than farmer john’s cookbook: the real dirt on vegetables: seasonal recipes and stories from a community supported farm! i cannot wait to make a chocolate beet cake.

in related news, i submitted my resumé and a cover letter to a community supported farm near york, pennsylvania. (i wont give the name just yet since i don’t want to jinx myself). but it seems so cool and i really want this internship that spans the whole growing season. (oh, please!!)

ha-aretz

ha-aretz means “the land” in hebrew, and also the name of an israeli daily newspaper. i feel like i’m going through a “fat” period. like, doing my storing up for winter now that we’ve got some real cold. storing up like eating, and also storing up on ideas.

i’ve been hibernating to some extent, dreaming of the spring instead of focusing on now. the cat’s got the same idea. now that his thyroid isn’t freaking out, he doesn’t pee on my stuff anymore. we’ve been keeping each other warm at night.

child care is hard work, but rewarding. i’m trying to influence their little brains about reading, using one’s imagination, and trying non-chemically foods.

i just read in defense of food: an eater’s manifesto by michael pollan. he spends a lot of time defining just what the hell food is not (factory-produced chemical garbage that makes “healthful” claims according to the current nutrition fad, for example) and gives a seemingly-simple strategy for making good food choices:

eat food. not too much. mostly plants.

i will include a few choice quotes from his book. note his oh-so-dry wit:

[A]s a general rule it’s a whole lot easier to slap a health claim on a box of sugary cereal than on a raw potato or a carrot, with the perverse result that the most healthful foods in the supermarket sit there quietly in the produce section, silent as stroke victims, while a few aisles over in Cereal the Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms are screaming their newfound “whole-grain goodness” to the rafters. (Pollan 39-40)

quoting Weston Price (b. 1870), a dentist concerned with the rise of tooth decay:

“The dinner we have eaten tonight,” [Price] told his audience in a 1928 lecture, “was a part of the sun but a few months ago.” (99)

think about it! eating real food is like eating the sun! but it’s more than that–it’s connecting what one eats (which, when put through the mostly-perfect machine that is the human body, gives life) to the people who grow the food, to the sun and the water and the soil that produced the food, to the process of evolution…i mean, it gets really big.

in the chapter “eat food: food defined” one of pollan’s food-choice rules to follow is “don’t eat anything your great grandmother wouldn’t recognize as food.” he elaborates:

Is a product like Go-Gurt Portable Yogurt still a whole food?…There are in fact hundreds of foodish products in the supermarket that your ancestors simply wouldn’t recognize as food: breakfast cereal bars transected by bright white veins representing, but in reality having nothing to do with, milk; “protein waters” and” nondairy creamer”; cheeselike foodstuffs equally innocent of any bovine contribution; cakelike cylinders (with creamlike fillings) called Twinkies that never grow stale. Don’t eat anything incapable of rotting is another personal policy you might consider adopting.

now–i enjoy a moon pie as much as the next junk-eating american but the man has a point.

[side-bar: in searching for a link about moon pies, i discovered the official website with a "moon pie memory" contest. this piece won "most unusual":

My favorite Moon Pie memory is one of the most bizzare experiences I've ever had. I was driving my squad car one Summer night, eating a Moon Pie, I received a call of a man walking down the highway, in the nude. I arrived to find one of our local eccentrics (actually bi-polar) named Jack *Smith* walking down the side of the road without any clothes, carrying a box of Moon Pies in his left hand & eating one with his right. As I approached him, he said to me "Here, ya' want one?", and I haven't been able to eat one since. As a joke, some of my co-workers will put a Moon Pie on my desk. I probably need counseling.

W.D.

enough said.]

aren’t there foods that “bring you back?”

birdfeeders and house bugs

my dad put up a sweet birdfeeder a few weeks ago, and apart from the squirrels feeding on the fallen seeds i haven’t seen any birds. one theory is the birds haven’t found it yet. another is that the feeder is in the wrong location, at the wrong height, or something. another is that it’s the wrong food for the kind of birds around here. another is that the vultures control the skies in the area.

the bird food is all thistle seeds (a.k.a. nyger seeds). according to the bag:

Nyjer seed is a treat specially suited for feeding Goldfinches, Pine Siskins and other small beaked birds.

fun fact:

The American Goldfinch is mostly monogamous, but a number of females switch mates after producing a first brood. The first male takes care of the fledglings while the female goes off to start another brood with a different male.

rodent update: no squirrels caught yet with those darn havahart traps. those are some smart buggers. we’re getting some estimates from roofers about insulating the attic/closing up the entryways. only one mouse caught since the 5 mice caught a month ago. this one was discovered in the basement.

(i just returned from “disposing” of the little gray guy, a.k.a. offering it to the vultures/foxes in the backyard. the mouse had been dead for almost a week and i was very nervous about seeing a decomposing mouse, but surprisingly, it looked about the same as a mouse that had been dead for only a few hours. maybe because it is dry and cool in the basement. i would not want to clean up a week-old dead mouse in july.)

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now that it’s cold out (but still warmer than usual) i’ve seen a few different kinds of bugs hanging out inside. two weeks ago i started seeing these:

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with the help of the old national audubon society field guide to the mid-atlantic states, i determined that the above is some version of a stink bug (acrosternum hilare) and this:

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is a small milkweed bug (lygaeus kalmii) note: i’m not sqeamish about touching bugs (except earwigs and silverfish) plus, this one crawled onto my hand of its own accord. also this picture just looks weird in general, like a butt. it’s not i swear.

both of these bugs are way out of season, even for this climate. i wonder if the wacky weather/being indoors is to blame for that.

now those kinds of bugs are gone. i found a dead one after returning from new year’s travels. but instead, there are many fruit flies around the house, attracted to pools of water in the cat dish, on the sink, in the fruit bowl, etc.



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